Okay typically I love (or at least appreciate) almost everything posted on Notcouture, but I just do NOT get these booties by Jump by Steve Madden... or why anyone would think them fashion-forward or even cute enough to post them. I don't know if it's the oddly shaped heel, or just the shoe itself that initiates my gag reflexes. But I am completely baffled that anyone would design a shoe like this.
I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?
They aren't even remotely cute!
In fact, they look like glorified CROCS, the devil-spawn of shoewear.