Sunday, March 29, 2009

These aren't even WORTH a witty title or song lyric

Okay typically I love (or at least appreciate) almost everything posted on Notcouture, but I just do NOT get these booties by Jump by Steve Madden... or why anyone would think them fashion-forward or even cute enough to post them. I don't know if it's the oddly shaped heel, or just the shoe itself that initiates my gag reflexes. But I am completely baffled that anyone would design a shoe like this.


I mean seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?


They aren't even remotely cute!


In fact, they look like glorified CROCS, the devil-spawn of shoewear.

If you're going to do perforated leather, at the very LEAST do these booties by Steve Madden.
THESE are cute.
THOSE up there are NOT.

11 comments:

  1. I don't like the first pair, I'm not into white shoes. But the second I like a lot.

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  2. There's something odd about them...the second one is much cuter!

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  3. I totaolly get the crocs vibe...and that's definitely not a good thing!!!

    The shape is horrendous and that heel...barf!!

    xoxo
    Stephanie
    www.modernantoinette.blogspot.com

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  4. I so agree with the first pair. So hideous and almost unispiring. I can't see anyone making those shoes look good and I mean ANYONE.

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  5. i'll tell you exactly what they remind me of: greasy, grossy European dudes who hit on women that are way out of their league and make sexist remarkes about ladies. you know the type of guy i mean? ugh. gross.

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  6. I thought for a second you didn't like the black ones either but glad you like them cause so do I.. :) EEk the white pair is gross, especially that heel?!!!

    Nesli

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  7. haha, i agree!
    yck, they do remind me of crocs..
    great blog
    kiss

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  8. EMILY!! WHATS UP??
    I got one thing to say to you:LMAO.
    I dont like those shoes!!
    WTF??
    They look like the masks that fencers wear. lmao.
    X♥

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  9. OMG URSULA THEY DO LOOK LIKE MASKS THAT FENCERS WEAR! Hahahahahahaha!

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