The many faces and phrases of Robert Pattinson

Silly post time!  Okay so I've sorta been a fan of RPattz since Harry Potter, and I really cannot WAIT to see Little Ashes, but lately I have been on the Robert-Pattinson-Is-A-Total-Cutie bandwagon.  And no, not because of Twilight, not because of Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen, or Robert Pattinson as Cedric Diggory, or Robert Pattinson as Salvador Dalí, but Robert Pattinson as

Robert Pattinson.

So, on days that I'm bored (usually every day at work) I like to go on IMDB and look up random movies and celebs, but yesterday I was on his message board and there was an entire thread dedicated to quotes of his.  I sent a few of these to my friend but I felt the need to share them with the rest of the world:

MTV: "By now, we've all seen these clips of you fighting Cam Gigandet, who is such a bad-ass in 'Never Back Down.'  Did he try all those mixed martial-arts moves against you?"

Robert: "I kicked his ass, because I don't hold back.  I fight like a little bitch.  I'd bite and pull his pants down and stuff."

"The more Bella says 'I'm not scared of you, you're not a monster' the more I [as Edward] believe it.  I kind of forget that I am a vampire and what my actual instincts are.  I try and kiss her and it ends up being a nightmare.  She has a sort of hormonal rush and I have the 'I want to kill you' rush.  It ends up being quite sexy, in a weird way.  You're at a point where you want to do everything and kill them, at the same time.  It's the peak."

Interviewer: "How do you approach the kissing scenes?"
Robert: "I approach them from the front."
I: "And is there any tongue?"
R:  "Oh I always try to slip in some tongue."


"I don't even have a hair chest! It's like early pubes."

Larry: "What would you do if you were president?"
Robert: "Nothing!  I'd walk around saying 'Kiss my ass!'"

"The dancing at the Yule Ball.  They said 'Just dance how you would normally' like there was this rock band or something.  They'd film us really close up.  I had to dance with Cho Chang played by Katie and had no idea what to do.  I was like, am I supposed to be grinding? [laughs] She was really good, but I think she does dancing lessons.  I felt like such an idiot.  I kept on saying 'Can I just sit on the side? PLEASE!'"

"I have 12 year old virgins lick it..." <--- haha, don't worry he was talking about his hair!


Robert (to Rachelle LeFevre): "I thought you were saying sea lion... wow, I really didn't see that, that's really subtle..."  <-- So he and Rachelle, the girl who plays Victoria in Twilight, were being interviewed together, and she was talking about how she tried to incorporate FELINE qualities into her character, and he thought she was saying "SEA-LION!"  Oh Rob... you crackhead.

"Little girls saying, 'I want to have your babies!'  And it's like, 'You don't. Seriously. I don't even want to have my babies.'"

"I'm really afraid of getting hit by cars, like terrified of crossing streets.  I'm also very accident prone... I think people aim for me."  <-- He also said somewhere that he is afraid of someone coming up behind him and stabbing him with a needle infected with the AIDS virus...? How random.


"I've got a terrible memory- I end up repeating myself quite a lot.  The only thing I remember is that I'm going to repeat myself!"

"Eww... And then you call it a garden burger? Like, oh, I just found this in the garden..."

Pattinson: "That was a really good answer.  How come I can never answer questions like that?"
LeFevre: "My dad's an English teacher and my mother's a psychologist."
Pattinson: "...My dad makes German techno music."


"I read the Variety review and their only comment was 'rangy.'  I thought it meant from the range, like a cowboy.  But it just means tall and lanky."

"When you read the book... it's like 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.'  He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything.  I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect.  I just couldn't do that.  And the more I read the script the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself.  Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin, so he's obviously got some issues there."

"IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!"  <-- SO, apparently on the set of Twilight, an assistant ran up to him with an umbrella when it was not really raining, and according to an extra or something on set said that Rob yelled this loud enough for everyone to hear.  Outburst of the week, I guess.